Dear Higher Being, (whomever, wherever and if-ever you exist),
I know you're busy but, if there was any chance that you could make it possible for me to live here I would be eternally grateful and never bother you for anything else for the rest of my days.
I am aware that I may have said something similar when I asked for the super awesome bike I got for my 8th birthday but we both know that mum and dad were pretty much responsible for that...so technically, I haven't really asked for anything...pretty please?
P.S. You are looking mighty fine today.
Alabaster House, London, N8. Photos from 1st Option